exact location is disclosed upon purchase of a ticket (it will be in the Sandringham Area) there will be a live band as well as a fire show... may the force be with you.

Notice of movement

hey guys, kinda moved over to facebook now but will try to keep this site up to date with notices as well. throwing shapes..... sweet.

What we actually do as students...

Doors

Hey hey. just want to say hi to all out there. Also want to say to everyone check out the Doors website. for non South African people, Doors is an alternative/rock nightclub. Check the link.
www.thedoorsnightclub.co.za

O-WEEK ANTICS!!!!!!

O-week was madness this year with near continuous insobriety for the duration of the week. Many tricks were performed and members signed up... all of which had the option of buying an awesome shirt... balls to you if you didn't.
We can't leave out the notorious 3-storey funnel which... needless to say... ensured the happiness of the crowd. Rock on waffle

why would you need that many raisins???

Napoleon has been found...

"Pretty much the worst movie ever made...and you're like the only kid in school with a moustache.."

The "Straight" eh .... ning!

Um...



Ja...

Operation "Make friends back at home jealous" has been initiated...

ENOUGH SAID!!!!! HAHAHAhahahahahaha.....

Brave Sir Arthur

Brave Sir Arthur, a squire of greatness and unbelievable talent (i would list them but you wouldn't believe me) from the mystical lands of gold was seeking an altered state of mind when he disembarked from his grove castle of the view of the mountain. He began his quest of insobriety at the fabled club of the night: Barricades.

He claimed that strength and honour were on his side and that he would never fall victim to the evil sorceress: THE LABEL OF BLACK, but soon his claims were null and void... he began to show signs of weakness..

Before falling into a deep slumber , the likes of which Snow White could not fathom....

and out!

His journey back to his mighty castle were only made possible by two of his stout knights..
Beej, the one of alternate sexuality...
and I, none other than the incredible Fatboy.... the one of stupidity


sleep tight brave Prince Arthur

It's a sign

Greeetings from the land of musty paper, smudged ink and photo copies that were made by illiterate nuns with no arms and bad breath.

I thought some cheering up needed to be done so check out these signs...

Frozen Throne of the long lost DUCK!!!!

Once upon a time... in a galaxy far, far away... the mighty wizard, wise in all his ways: Waz and the child of mass: Fatboy were involved in a excursion which took many suns and moons. We descended upon a magical shop of the tuck which stood in its desolate landscape of the Archery range. Immediately we began to investigate this place of power and found, within its mystical barriers, a large, rectangular cooling device.. a brand of the likes we had never seen in our pathetic little lives.

Upon the opening of this doorway to the icy lands of the fridge... we discovered, confined within its borders... a lost soul.. a poor creature of the abiss... a duck, named Frederick (which we guessed). We began to mourn his cruel imprisonment... but were soon cheery again and began to tke photos and swim with him, until he bagan to smell... at which point we placed him back into his chilly chamber of torture.

Goodbye Fred, we'll miss you.

LOST!!!!

Have you seen this monkey???

We seem to have lost our co-president of S.A.S.C.A.
Haven’t seen it for many moons.
Around 3 feet tall.
Has a small furry creature called Edmond attached to left ear.
Answers to the name “Betsy the dancing duck”

BEWARE:
Ø Has homosexual tendencies.










Ø Attached to extreme emotional issues.
Ø Occasionally bursts out in extreme violent behaviour.
Ø Eats extravagant amounts of cheese.
Ø Performs many self-inflicted sexual acts.
Ø Holds a striking resemblance to Annabelle the sheep (do not get confused).
Ø Drinks vast amounts of goats piss and other excrement.
Ø Has been in various “popular” movies.










If found please contact any of the leading brands in Television sets and washing machines at yourmomeatsshampoo@absolutecrap.cargo.corp

Rics' Incestual ramblings

Yes I know I'm not beej however I feel i must post an apology to all who were at the party. My behavior was somewhat disturbing. I'd like to apologise to the following people in no particular order:

• Fatboy (for breaking a chair and your heart)
• Big-dave (for ruining your jacket - i admit i wasn't drunk when i did that, i just didn't like it)
• Blake (Yes it was the first time you saw me like that and i' sure it won't be the last)
• Beej (For what i don't know but i'm sure i did something)
• Blake (You thought i was on acid in a way i was, acid reflux more like it from the funnelling of too much beer)

• The door (I'm really sorry for punching you, no seriously sorry, my hand still f++king hurts)
  

• The guy who fixes exhausts outside the scout hall (It was me who trashed your corner of stuff, luckily you never left your blowtorch stuff there.)
• Fatboy (for neglecting my martail duties - i realise i was suppose to stop people from doing what i did. Think of it as a trainig session for the other martials :How to handle a raving lunatic)
• Dave (Your jacket isn't that bad)
• Beej (for what i still don't know wait it's coming to me oh yes no wait f++k can't remember)
• Neil (Ypu weren't there)
• Fatboy (for doing it on your couch)
• Anyone else who was offeneded (F++k off)

Co - president riccmeister signing out.

Spring Party

Well!
The organisation of the party began somewhat late and even though there were a few glitches, we still managed to pull it off. The day of the function we proceeded to the store of "party accessories for beginners" and bought a large quantity of alcoholic beverages. With a ticket each person would recieve 8 free drinks!!


The event started off well with all participants being very good sportsmen and proceeded to get completely wasted... whereupon certain people used other people to perform a human bowling exercise.
As the evening went on, the staff were able to drink more and more, hence they got drunk (this weird side effect of drinking alcohol).





Ric was caught off-guard by this extravagant side-effect and ended up being particularly wasted, to the point where the only person you can talk to is the bucket in front of you. Good on you Ric.

Beej will post a follow through of the evening.
Many sausages in a pan with marmite.
I can turn on all the taps in my house.
Yours in Sillyness
Fatboy

Who's a raving homo?

Good crap talkin day to you fellow comrades

Ok, it was a moment of weakness, i remember putting my head on the floor of that bathroom, a flashback of Arthur laughing at me in my garden and thankfully... waking up the next morning.
Ben... oh ITS ON!!!

I do believe i have been wrongfully accused of certain activities in which i would prefer never to participate in... the evidence is all so overwhelming, how did you find the Di Caprio posters??? And how did you find the G-string, i was wearing it!
In trying to locate some of these pieces of evidence... like the adolescent(found in my space case from primary school)... i managed to uncover some rather interesting pictures myself...

Not very incriminating but I thought i could show you how much Ben really loves me... how could you not post our wedding photo Ben? i can't believe you left that one out!!

Upon further investigation i found this!!!! How could you cheat on me Ben? Why? am i not good enough for you????!!!!!!!!! I hope the Teddy was good to you Ben, cause its over now, i just can't keep seeing you after this clear act of adultery.

Right... so i'd just like to end this off...
Who is the raving homosexual here???

That's right Ben, you have been found guilty of complete and utter crap by the high court of Lludweiser von cheese and pancakes, you are hereby sentenced to sillyness and nonsense for the rest of your life, good thing you know me. Hence you are required to remain a member of SASCA for your devotion to crap. On behalf of SASCA i would like to congratulate you for your nonsense speaking abilities, you will recieve a prize of absolutely nothing for your efforts!!! keep it up

Sweet dreams baby.

Brought to you by the only crap speaking "Fatboy"

forever faithful to nothing for my existence.... Please don't finish the cheese

"Benjamin!!! Did you pass a solid into the upstairs lavatory?"

Hey Hey Hey... Anyone for a Drink?????

Sausages

Finally I've decided to grace all you S.A.S.C.A. fans with my precence. Yes it's me the other co-president of S.A.S.C.A. Hope you are all excited to here what I have to say.

The newest member..

Everyone please welcome the newest member to sasca... Valentina!

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